Loving you 22

"what?" Heinz ask.
"Teardrop by Massive Attack." Perry replied.
"oh. Pinky do you always speak Spanish?" Phineas ask.
"sí señor, desde que era apenas un cachorro! (yes sir, ever since I was just a pup!)" Pinky replied.
"hey! que no hablan español. Inglés por favor. Estoy demasiado cansado para seguir traduciendo. (hey! they do not speak Spanish. English only please. I am way too tired to keep translating.)" Perry mumbled.
"Perry? you speak Spanish?" Phineas ask.
"yup and Heinz is helping me with German." Perry replied. "it's not going to well. I tried to say 'lovely day' and I ended up saying 'stupid bug'." Perry added.
"first time in years somebody other than my brother called me a bug." Heinz joked.
"I said sorry!" Perry exclaimed.
"really? cause all I heard was Lo siento! soy así lo siento! (i'm sorry! i'm so so sorry!)" Heinz replied.
"your Spanish is a little rusty hombre (man). your German accent makes it sound like your saying something weird." Pinky replied with a laugh. he looked at his watch. "sorry hombre, but I need to get back. so if you don't mind..." Pinky trailed looking at Heinz.
"i'll walk you down so they don't throw you out." Heinz said. he and Pinky left the room.
"he seems really nice Perry. I can't believe you used to fight him." Phineas said.
"he was just misunderstood. his spent most of his life being abused and pusheed into the role of evil trying to get revenge on the one's he felt hurt and betrayed by." Perry said.
"what do you see in him?" Ferb ask.
"I see the softer side of him. the side thats just a little kid trying to get someone to stand up for him. he's the kid on the playground thats always bullied and even when he wasn't on the playground he was still always bullied. his younger brother knocked him out once, stripped him, put him in a brigth pink dress, and tied him to a pole for three days! just because nobody would care." Perry exclaimed. the heart moniter was starting to go crazy.
"Perry calm down or your going to get hurt." Ferb said. Perry took a deep breath and slowly calmed down.
"whose his brother?" Phineas ask.
"Roger." Perry mumbled.
"you mean Roger Doofenshmirtz?!" Phineas exclaimed. Perry put a hand to his head.
"not so loud please." Perry practiacally begged.
"sorry." Phineas replied. "but Roger as in the mayor?" Phineas ask.
"that's the one and when I meet him I'm gonna sock him a good one in the face!" Perry shouted and punched his fist into the air. he hissed and slouched back down. "aw." Perry mumbled rubbing his shoulder. Phineas chuckled.
"if you'd like i'm sure I can arrange a meeting." Phineas said raising his eye brows.
"uh, excuse me. is this Heinz Doofenshmritz room?" a voice ask. they looked up to see none other than Roger.
"uh...." Phineas was the only one able to utter anything.
"I heard one of his friends was hurt..." Roger trailed. Phineas cleared his throat.
"uh hi. yeah he'll be back in a moment." Phineas said. Roger stepped in and a moment later Heinz came back in.
"hey Heinz." Roger smiled. Heinz froze and Perry noticed him look around the room to make sure nothing as around to hurt or embarass him.
"oh. h-hi." Heinz said the color leave his face. he chose that time to sneak a glance over at Perry, who was slowly making his way into a sitting position. "Perry! lay back down!" Heinz exclaimed looking for a distraction. Perry shook his head and carefully stood up. he wabbled and limped over to Roger.
"my names Perry. it's nice to meet you sir." Perry said politely. Phineas and Ferb were surprized.
"like wise." Roger replied with his usual smile. they shook hands and Perry rested a hand on his hip.
"oh! I have a friend I'd like you to meet." Perry smiled.
"whats his name?" Roger ask.
"gancho de derecha. (right hook.)" Perry replied. he punched Roger right in the face, and doubled over when when Roger accidently hit his stomach, but then remembered what he was doing and proceeded to tell him off in Spanish, English, and even a little German. Heinz was smiling and laughing by the time Perry finished. Perry was leaning over on him. "und wenn Sie jemals sagen, ein böses und oder grausame Wort, ihn wieder! Ich werde Ihre Lichter knock out! (and if you ever say one rude and or cruel word to him again! I will knock your lights out!)" Perry exclaimed in German. Roger scrambled off the floor and threw a pen at Perry, which lodged into the shoulder he'd been shot in.
"how dare you speak to me like that!" Roger exclaimed hurt.
"you talked to him like that your entire child hood! and don't you dare say you haven't! I've heard the cruel backstories and I've seen what it's done to him! I would love to knock your spider out! and if you so much as-" Perry stopped and looked at his boys. "und, wenn Sie so viel, wie die Nerven, noch ein böses Wort zu meinem Freund sagen, dass ich Sie so hart klopfen Ihre Enkelkinder zu haben, wenn Sie immer noch kann jeder, wenn ich fertig bin, fühlen Sie es! (and if you so much as have the nerve to say one more rude word to my boyfriend I will knock you so hard your grandchildren, if you can still have any when i'm finished, will feel it!)" Perry shouted in German. Roger scrambled out of the room and Perry put his hand to his head feeling dizzy. Heinz quickly scooped Perry up, gentally, and put him back on the bed.
"Perry are you ok?" Heinz ask. Perry nodded weakly. "oh, Perry you've hurt your hand." Heinz scold noticing him rubbing his hand.
"huh?" Perry ask. he then realized what Heinz said. "oh, on the contrary it feels marvelous." Perry replied with a smirk as he kissed his fist. he winced and heinz huffed.
"you've hurt yourself haven't you?" Heinz ask.
"no. your brother kicked my stitches." Perry mumbled lifted his shirt to look at the them. "doesn't look like I pulled any though." Perry muttered. Heinz brushed his hand out of the way and looked.
"no they are all still in place but you've pulled something. your bleeding again." Heinz said. Perry felt the pain coming back to him.
"oh yeah the pen." Perry muttered.
"pen?" Heinz ask.
"right your eye's aren't trained to see fast flying objects.." Perry muttered. he pulled the pen out o his shoulder with a grunt. "tell your brother, i'm keeping his pen." Perry told Heinz. Heinz gasped.
"he threw that pen at you?!" Heinz exclaimed. Perry nodded pointing to the blood.
"uh duh." Perry said.
"i'm surprized. our parents gave him that pen." Heinz said looking disapointed.
"ugh." Perry muttered. he held the pen away from him. "then I shall despose of it personally while you get a doctor to patch my shoulder up again." Perry said. Heinz shook his head.
"no. this calls for revenge." Heinz exclaimed taking the pen. "right after a I get your doctor." Heinz added running out of the room. he came back in with the doctor.
"what happened?!" Dr. BJ exclaimed running up to Perry.